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Archaeologists Unearth Lousiest Civilization Ever

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2012 12:05 pm
by MichelleH
For your amusement......

http://www.theonion.com/articles/archae ... /?ref=auto
Archaeologists working in a remote section of the Amazon Rainforest announced Tuesday that they have discovered the ancient remnants of what they claimed may be the lousiest civilization in human history.

According to Dr. Ronald Farber, a professor from the University of Minnesota who is leading the excavation, the "half-assed" culture existed from about 450 B.C. until 220 B.C., when it abruptly disappeared—an event he said was "honestly no big loss" for our understanding of human culture.......

Re: Archaeologists Unearth Lousiest Civilization Ever

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2012 1:28 pm
by Minimalist
Fantastic!

Re: Archaeologists Unearth Lousiest Civilization Ever

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2012 3:50 pm
by dannan14
Without the Onion there would be no culture left...anywhere.

This was by far my favorite line
"I think we're probably just going to cover all of this back up," Reagan added.

Re: Archaeologists Unearth Lousiest Civilization Ever

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:21 pm
by LionofdiSouth
Oh wow that was hilarious, thanks for that share.