And now for a little humor (albeit old)

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And now for a little humor (albeit old)

Post by MichelleH » Mon Nov 18, 2013 3:16 pm

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Re: And now for a little humor (albeit old)

Post by Ernie L » Mon Nov 18, 2013 4:58 pm

MichelleH wrote:Image
well..you did say a "little" :)
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Post by Ernie L » Sun Jan 12, 2014 7:48 am

"The juvenile sea squirt wanders through the sea searching for a suitable rock or hunk of coral to cling to and make its home for life.
For this task, it has a rudimentary nervous system.
When it finds its spot and takes root, it doesn’t need its brain anymore, so it eats it.
It’s rather like getting tenure." -Daniel C. Dennett
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Re: And now for a little humor (albeit old)

Post by Minimalist » Tue Jan 14, 2014 12:53 pm

The guys at the barber shop asked me to name the actress I would most like to be stuck with in an elevator.

I told them the one who knows how to fix elevators.



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Re: And now for a little humor (albeit old)

Post by Ernie L » Wed Jan 15, 2014 11:50 am

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